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Girl:But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me:If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
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Everyone:Are you okay
Everyone:You look tired
Everyone:You look upset
Everyone:You look confused
Everyone:Are you mad at me
Everyone:What are you mad at
Me:IT'S MY FACE
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amethystarcher:drunkartie:nom-chompsky:kyssthis16:kit-kat-o-graham:alcoholicgifts:merlinsbearddd:dionthesocialist:yeezysdisciple:hamburgerjack:ai-yo:sooolondon:yeezysdisciple:












Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  


Exactly!!!!!!
And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right



yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s





Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.




have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

amethystarcher:drunkartie:nom-chompsky:kyssthis16:kit-kat-o-graham:alcoholicgifts:merlinsbearddd:dionthesocialist:yeezysdisciple:hamburgerjack:ai-yo:sooolondon:yeezysdisciple:

Its called English and not American for a reason. Get with the U America  

Exactly!!!!!!

And this is a biscuit

and this is jelly

and these are called crisps

Get it right

yall wasn’t talking all that shit when we whooped that ass back in the 1700’s

Don’t forget who had your back during WWII.

have we all conveniently forgotten who else uses the u?

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